I don’t even know what to say about this piece of news, but there is a “Raggedy Ann and Andy” movie coming. According to firstshowing.net: The story for the film will come from the book Raggedy Ann and Andy and the Camel With Wrinkled Knees, which takes the rag dolls to a modern day city where they get lost and must rescue Babette, another doll who is missing from the nursery. Along the way they apparently encounter an old horse and twelve angry pirates.

I know of exactly…zero people who are excited for this.

Lukas Eggen can be reached at eggen.lukas@gmail.com.